first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
