im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize