Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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