I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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