your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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