All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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