The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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