is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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