Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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