So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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