party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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