i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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