i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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