if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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