Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So much rum. So many feels.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just puked most of my soul out..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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