I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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