Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
worst night to have a conscience
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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