So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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