STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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