that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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