Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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