Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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