erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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