I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My vagina is very pro this idea
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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