I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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