I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
