Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
