Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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