At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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