butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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