Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
