I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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