I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
dude. I can hear the air.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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