I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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