Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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