I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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