she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had to cum in my sink.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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