so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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