I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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