The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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