For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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