do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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