I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Too much gin, very little bucket
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
