In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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