Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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