Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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