i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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