My friends, they love my intelligence
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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