you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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