We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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