im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My friends, they love my intelligence
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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