sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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