'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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