did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I enjoy the company of your penis
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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