I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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